Do me a favor.  Spare me the condescending, ” oh honey…wait till you see how much pain you will be in… you will feel differently just wait”.  Yes ladies, I am doing a drug free water birth when I deliver my lil lady.   Don’t try and change my mind.  I have done the research trust me.

I was a person who was going to do an elective c-section, get it done with and get the f*ck outta dodge.   Then a good friend of mine showed me the light.  I watched Business of Being Born and it changed everything for me.  It made both me and my husband rethink our whole plan.  Hospitals are a God damned hoax.   They want as many women as possible in and out as quickly as possible so they can keep that money flowing in.   They have caused more infant mortalities than home births by a long shot.

Now I’m not judging those of you broads that want a hospital birth with drugs.  Do your thing! I just wanna do my thing without hearing comments from me “prego peanut gallery”.

I will obviously share the actual experience with you all and I will admit if I change my mind.  But as of now… Au Natural… baby!